{"id":5409,"date":"2012-10-31T10:24:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T10:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/?p=5409"},"modified":"2012-10-31T10:24:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T10:24:00","slug":"zombie-hunt-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-hunt-day-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Hunt: Day 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Zombie Hunt?! Whaaa?<\/b> If you have no idea what this is because you missed the first two days of the contest, check out the <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/hunt-the-zombies-to-win-a-kindle-fire-and-much-more\/\" target=\"_blank\">details and awesome prizes<\/a><\/b>, then head to <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-hunt-day-1\/\" target=\"_blank\">Zombie Hunt: Day 1<\/a><\/b> and <b><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-hunt-day-2\/\" target=\"_blank\">Zombie Hunt: Day 2<\/a><\/b> before reading the below.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"fleft noborder\" src=\"\/blog_assets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hotsauce.png\" title=\"hotsauce\" \/><\/a>You wake up happy that you&rsquo;ve survived two zombie encounters. As you look around, suddenly everything seems brighter. The full-on zombie apocalypse is successfully being eradicated, you&rsquo;re a level 3 Human, and you now have a really handy umbrella. Your PHP memory settings are so close to being sorted you can practically taste victory&hellip;strangely, it tastes uncannily like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hotsauceemporium.co.uk\" target=\"_blank\">hot sauce<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>As you approach the house you spotted yesterday, you subconsciously begin humming &lsquo;<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=GnzQRHoXyxg\" target=\"_blank\">Over At The Frankenstein Place<\/a>&rsquo; under your breath&hellip;but it doesn&rsquo;t seem quite appropriate. In fact, the large building looks more like the Big Brother house&hellip;what?!<\/p>\n<p>As you muse over this wondering if you&rsquo;re starting to get delirious, you spot a recognisable figure swaying in the doorway. It appears to be a rather familiar female TV presenter in zombie form. You immediately spring into action and take her down. You&rsquo;re getting good at this.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" class=\"fleft noborder\" src=\"\/blog_assets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/bhouse.png\" title=\"bhouse\" \/>Backed by the other Heart Internet customers you came across yesterday, you decide to investigate the house. The Kitten Zombie GPS tracking device is beeping loudly, and from the beautiful 4&rdquo; Retina display (26 pixels per inch, a pixel density so high your eye can&rsquo;t distinguish individual pixels), you can tell that this is the last and final source of the undead. You&rsquo;re almost at the end of your quest.<\/p>\n<p>You make your way down to the basement, but the door is padlocked. You try the handle a few times anyway because you don&rsquo;t subscribe to Einstein&rsquo;s Theory of Insanity, but nothing happens. Frustrated, you take a step back to kick it before realising that you can simply unpick the hinges. Mission accomplished, you head into the darkness of the stereotypically creepy basement. It&rsquo;s much bigger than you think and maze-like to boot. This isn&rsquo;t going to be a simple task&hellip;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Clue: This isn't it\" class=\"fleft noborder\" src=\"\/blog_assets\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/zombieboss.png\" title=\"Clue: This isn't it\" \/><b>It&rsquo;s time to find the Final Boss Zombie!<\/b> Find the hidden zombie that has broken free somewhere on heartinternet.uk &#8211; once you&rsquo;ve tracked it down, click it to enter battle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You wake up happy that you&rsquo;ve survived two zombie encounters. As you look around, suddenly everything seems brighter. The full-on zombie apocalypse is successfully being eradicated, you&rsquo;re a level 3 Human, and you now have a really handy umbrella. Your PHP memory settings are so close to being sorted you can practically taste victory&hellip;strangely, it tastes uncannily like hot sauce.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-heart-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5409\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}