{"id":7400,"date":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","slug":"theyre-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/theyre-back\/","title":{"rendered":"They\u2019re back\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. That is to say, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-hunt-the-aftermath\/\">another strange journey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Last year cemented your reputation as Zombie Hunter of the Year. No support zombies, second line support and system admin zombies or Final Boss zombies stood a chance against you, and you successfully cleared Heart Internet of its zombie infestation.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, things have been relatively peaceful. It&rsquo;s true that there have been the occasional dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous&hellip;but that&rsquo;s Britain for you. And at least you&rsquo;ve still got your trusty umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>But all that&rsquo;s about to change (apart from the weather, obviously). You have the uneasy feeling that something&rsquo;s just not right, but you can&rsquo;t quite put your finger on it. It seems almost like your princess is in another castle. Frowning, you decide to sleep on it. Perhaps things will be clearer tomorrow&hellip;<\/p>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/zombie-masion-prizes-advert_600px2.png\"><\/p>\n<p>Join us on a new zombie hunting adventure for your chance to win a Zombie Blitz experience for two (worth &pound;130), Google&rsquo;s brand new Nexus 7 and a 2 year .com or .co.uk domain name!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-mansion-part-1\/\"><strong>Start your new adventure&#8230;<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzy ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8181,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-heart-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7400\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}