{"id":7400,"date":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T16:14:00","slug":"theyre-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/theyre-back\/","title":{"rendered":"They\u2019re back\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey. That is to say, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.heartinternet.uk\/blog\/zombie-hunt-the-aftermath\/\">another strange journey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Last year cemented your reputation as Zombie Hunter of the Year. No support zombies, second line support and system admin zombies or Final Boss zombies stood a chance against you, and you successfully cleared Heart Internet of its zombie infestation.<\/p>\n<p>Since then, things have been relatively peaceful. It&rsquo;s true that there have been the occasional dark storm clouds, heavy, black and pendulous&hellip;but that&rsquo;s Britain for you. And at least you&rsquo;ve still got your trusty umbrella.<\/p>\n<p>But all that&rsquo;s about to change (apart from the weather, obviously). You have the uneasy feeling that something&rsquo;s just not right, but you can&rsquo;t quite put your finger on it. It seems almost like your princess is in another castle. Frowning, you decide to sleep on it. 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