Zombie Mansion: Part 2 | Heart Internet Blog – Focusing on all aspects of the web

There’s been quite a lot to take in so far, but you’re determined to get to the bottom of the mystery…especially if there’s a Nexus 7, domain name, Zombie Blitz experience day and limited-time discount code up for grabs from your favourite web host. Just who’s behind zombie mansion? Why are the zombies living like humans? And did they really have to cancel Firefly?

But there’s no way to answer the questions running relentlessly through your head. Even the Kitten GPS tracker is quieter than usual. You decide the best thing to do is head to the inevitable library to see if you can uncover any information there.

The library is lit by the flame of a single candle. You use it to light a few more before picking up the largest candlestick to browse the odd collection of books on the shelves.

As you’re walking towards the back of the room, a book crashes off a shelf onto the floor in front of you. It’s a hefty tome, and you pick it up, glancing at the front cover.

**You acquired the Complete Deadicated Servers Guide**

‘Hmm, that’s handy,’ you think. ‘Bit heavier than a YouTube video though.’

You flick through the book, wondering why zombies would own such a thing. Maybe it’s connected to that mysterious email you received…? For some reason you’re compelled to read a short passage out loud, even though you’re aware of the fact it’s almost definitely a bad idea – you’ve seen The Cabin In The Woods. And Jumanji. Nevertheless, you finish talking about cPanel and wait expectantly, feeling a bit silly. Rather than the building collapsing or the zombie apocalypse occurring, there’s nothing except the standard eerie silence. Even the thunder has stopped.

‘Well this is weirder than tentacles in a Jacuzzi,’ you mutter to yourself. ‘I was emailed urgently for a reason, and it wasn’t because a client wanted their Helvetica changed to Comic Sans.’

Fido seems a little jumpy, and the library doesn’t seem to have revealed any clues, so you decide to move on. Back in the hallway, the Zombie Kitten tracker beeps enthusiastically and suggests you check out the furthest shadowy corner, which contains a flight of steep stone stairs heading downwards.

You head down cautiously, and find yourself in an empty laboratory. ‘This reminds me of a puzzle,’ you think, and decide to explore it thoroughly from top to bottom.

It’s contest time!

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“But what’s this word got to do with anything?” you think. Suddenly the whole room seems to go cold and you feel a shiver down your spine. You can hear shuffling and groaning coming from the set of stairs on the opposite side of the room…and it’s getting louder.

Continue to part three…

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